#Covid
"Is it covid or just a cough" is my 2021 game of the year.
Any Portsmouth people: Kingston Surgery are doing walk-in boosters today until 5:30 and for the rest of the week.
Booo Bowling for Soup gig has been moved to next year šļø thanks brexit covid
"Due to covid we're experiencing longer wait times"
This was believable a year ago, not 18 months into the pandemic
gotta make sure the sport boys can do their sports no matter what https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1448316278637203469
I'm well aware of the feeling of renewing domains for projects I never finished, but having to renew my wedding one is on a new level.
Covid: PM and chancellor not isolating after Javid test https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57877373
āWe have to isolateā
āThereās a new very real and not made up just now pilot scheme that means we donātā
Vaccine booked šļø
33+ is opening up now on the NHS website, have at it
The CDC says fully vaccinated people can dance if they want to. They can leave their friends behind.
Voters: "Clap for the NHS"
"Also maybe vote for a party that will actually focus on the NHS?"
Voters: "Nah"
Government: You may meet people outside
People: Meets people outside
Media: LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE SO IRRESPONSIBLE
"People are keen to return to the office..."
Oh how interesting, I wonder where this conclusion has come from
"...says a boss at Britain's biggest office and retail complex"
Right.
Iāve watched over 100 episodes of Four in a Bed in the last year so donāt talk to be about achieving things during lockdown.
March 2020: I don't think much of this working from home, this is where I live
October 2020: I should order some comfier pyjamas
February 2021: orders an Oodie I am one with the house
If I was making a vaccine I would simply make one that only requires one dose and also made loads of it
who had "sea shanties make a comeback" on their 2021 bingo card
Tier 2: High
Tier 3: Very High
Tier 4: Verizon Ultra High 5G Max
At least I can get back to my perpetual covid-related anxiety now
āIām a living womanā is an incredible defence to not following the lockdown rules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxw_N3IJFQs&feature=share
Imagine being the mayor of a city which is basically just a ceremonial role and now you're in charge of negotiating with the government to get funding.
"I just wanted to wear the fancy robes and cut some ribbons"
We finally have a COVID app just in time for me to not go anywhere for 6 months
Finding it very hard to have sympathy for the people the news are interviewing who decided to go on an international holiday during a pandemic
"And he tells parents who are reluctant to send their children back, there is "no reason for your kids to miss out on their education"."
Except for that pesky virus, sure.
"The first rule of street bingo is that you really must try and tell as many people as possible about it. It's a rather fun game and the more people you tell about it the better"
The government are apparently going to suspend Sunday trading laws?
Itās about fucking time.
Itās amazing that the government has managed to convince people to be angry at their neighbours for doing things the government said they can do.
The risk hasnāt changed, stay the fuck home.
I would hope everyone knows this, but to be sure: just because the government is allowing people meet up, go to shops, whatever, doesn't mean the risk has changed. There's still just as much risk as there was before, but there's room at the hospital for you.
If the Prime Minister sees his shadow itās three more weeks of lockdown
What the hell does āstay alertā mean? Look out for the virus? This is so dumb.
āThe current limit on outdoor exercise is once a day, alone or with members of your household.ā
Does anyone at the BBC fact check anything before they report it? This just isnāt true.
Good job weāre on lockdown so Iāve got time to work out how to change the clock on my oven.
Imagine if the government put this much effort into helping the vulnerable all the time.
To the recruiter emailing about a job for immediate start with an office in central London: probably not right now.
Tesco didnāt have any bread so I had to make do with what they did have
The real lockdown is the friends you made along the way (at a safe distance).
A week into lockdown and Iām already talking about what Iām going to do when I get out.
ācouples should "test" the strength of their relationship and decide whether they want to live permanently with each otherā
This government is out of control šļø
Canāt wait for the weekend so I can sit in my house some more.
The first 20 minutes of work Slack is just people reporting in how bad the supermarket was.
āHe says the introduction of curfews and prohibitions on movement must only come āat the right momentā.ā
So thatāll be by this time next week for sure.
I think we need more pet photos being very helpful during this time of isolation, social distancing, and working from home. Iāll start #WFHPets
I had a good idea for a joke about desperate times but I donāt want to waste food so just imagine I posted a photo of a pasta bake but instead of pasta its Doritos
My work from home routine:
- Get up
- Open the BBC News live feed
- Stare in horror for 8 hours and wait for the daily briefing
- Repeat
My washing machine affects the bluetooth connection of my mouse.
Working from home is weird.
Schools in Wales and Scotland are closing from Friday. England and NI canāt be far behind.
WFH now. Iām glad lots of you like working from home but, like, this is my home.
