#BabyKnight
If there’s a cliche photo to be taken, my partner has that shit on lock (we’re finally home 🙌 ) #BabyKnight
I’m not gunna post loads of photos of #BabyKnight but good lord look at her grumpy old man face. It’s like looking in a tiny mirror.
For everyone asking (y’all are very kind) mum and #BabyKnight are fine but staying in the hospital for a couple of days.
That might be the longest I’ve ever stayed awake (36 hours) and of course I couldn’t sleep last night. Now back to the hospital to see #BabyKnight.
The “one last night out before baby” got a bit out of hand. Good practice for still being up at 2am I suppose. #BabyKnight
We setup a baby name pool at work, £1 a guess. We have 50 names, £51 in the pot. Someone has guessed the name so no money for me.
Final baby scan went well. She's healthy, albeit a bit of a chonk 🦛 #BabyKnight
Every bit of artwork on Etsy for a nursery has lyrics from a random song for no apparent reason so I made my own #BabyKnight
Breaking news: baby stuff is expensive. #BabyKnight
The amount of plastic used for packaging baby clothes is ridiculous. #BabyKnight
A decision has been made.
It occurs to me when we picked furniture for the nursery that was maybe a 20 minute conversation at most. #BabyKnight #Pets
#BabyKnight is healthy but somewhat larger than expected so she might be making an earlier arrival.
@pseudorizer was right when she said “big-ass baby”
We’ve picked a name now so everything feels even more real. #BabyKnight
Today’s gunna be a good day: baby scan, cafe breakfast, then a pub crawl.
Best to get the pub crawl in now while I can. #BabyKnight
Starting as we mean to go on: if my partner is uncomfortable because our unborn child is kicking, wriggling, or whatever she’s specifically MY daughter.
I had ice cream for breakfast the other day but sure put me in charge of a baby.
I might be slightly freaking out that we’re going to have a human child in less than 12 weeks. Like, no instruction manual or anything? Seems unreasonable.
My mother-in-law made us an advent calendar of things we’ll need for when the baby gets here 👶
My partner: Shall we book this newborn photoshoot?
Me: LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR
A colleague:
why did you post such a basic bitch gender reveal image?
Can't argue with that. I was offered gender cannons* at the scan place but I decided that was a bit much.
* I had no idea this was a thing one could purchase.
